Please if you get a chance, click on these two links. They are by far the two funniest things I've read in a very long time.
#!- A Pakistani telecommunications company sent a list of words to the government that they'd like to be blocked from text messages. Please, take a moment to skim through the list. I was literally on the floor laughing the list is so ridiculous. Just imagine a group of Pakistani officials sitting in a room coming up with these words. So. Damn. Funny.
#2- In a recent poll presented to the Senate by Senator Michael Bennet, Congress' approval rating is currently lower than: the IRS, lawyers, Communism, & Paris Hilton, to name a few. This is both sad and hilarious. God Bless America?